Look like a girl
Act like a lady
Think like a man
Work like a boss

jessiedoodles:

Why does it take actual effort to sound calm and normal during phone calls.

tags:
#animals

grandmagrass:

here a woman starts picking the ripe chameleons off of the chameleon tree

(Source: mf-doom)

neurowall:

please help me

indy294:

introverted-and-depressed-potato:

indy294:

I had roughly 420 temporary tattoos on me as an attempt to break the world record of most temporary tattoos.Lemme tell you this was fun.

Imagine having to take them all of

it wasnt easy i tried to take all of them off my legs but nope

and now im stuck all sticky.but it was worth it.

tags:
#animals

rocknrollercoaster:

to tha window

(Source: gaynonon)

(Source: erarg)

These dorks are stupidly in love. It’s disgusting. I love it.
—Me about my otp (via stilinskisexual)

(Source: wolfsban)

tags:
#homestuck

fuoco-go:

GUYS

GUYS MY DAD MADE THIS

HE DOESNT EVEN REALLY READ HOMESTUCK OH MY GOD DAD WHAT

Your dad has a better grasp on the character than half the fandom give him an award

(Source: pigeon-prince)